What is God?

God is … ZEN.

If you don’t get it, God is … PARASHIVA SHIVA SHAKTI.

If you still don’t get it, God is … AMUN RA ATUM KA BA GAIA JAH.

If you still don’t get it, God is … KETER HOKHMAH BINAH DA’AT CHESED GEVURAH YESOD.

If you still don’t get it, God is … PEACE LOVE GOODNESS BEAUTY TRUTH CONSCIOUSNESS BLISS.

If you still don’t get it, read my book.

If you still don’t get it, read the books on the reading list.

If you still don’t get it, meditate and pray.

If you still don’t get it, meditate, pray, and take magic mushrooms.

If you still don’t get it, don’t worry. Great is the mystery of faith.